I could tell he was annoyed that I wasn’t falling all over him after hearing his bragging.
When he attempted to get out of my car, he fell over into the snow.After chatting for a couple of weeks, we decided to meet up at a bar.Everything was going really well, until he got a few drinks in him and he began telling me obviously fake or exaggerated stories about how wealthy and successful he is, which was a huge turnoff.’ "My internal monologue: ‘Oh crap.’ "My verbal response: ‘Wait... ’ "Her answer (and I shit you not, this is verbatim): ‘I dunno. In fact, he posts all the time on social media about his ’amazing’ wife! He started telling me that he ’never had a Tinder account in his life’ and insisted that he must have been hacked.
"I forwarded him the screenshots and asked him, ’What’s up with you having a Tinder account? He claimed he was going to ’call Tinder’ and ’make sure someone pays for this.’ He even texted me a few days later to tell me that he had ’talked to Tinder’ and that ’he was part of 270 people who were hacked.’ I mean, he "That was about a year ago, and I talk to the guy about once a month because we are planning our high school reunion.We wound up going back to my place to watch a movie, which was really just background noise to our conversation. I got pissed off at work so I took a bunch of Oxy Contin and drank a fifth of vodka and passed out at my desk.