After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."Now it's the minister's turn.She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."Saint Peter consults his list.
Visitors like you are making this a bigger and better site all the time. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. Peter replies, "We're using them in the back as air conditioners." A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.